Kenya has no canes. Not a single one in the whole country, nor any wood that could be used as a “walking stick”. Plus her cane is a weapon, so if she flew back home she could not take it with her on the plane. Obviously, we need to keep her here on the dole...
Not only that, but she has been named as a relative of Obama; therefore, she is at risk of international retaliation for the way evil America is treating the Islamic world. Or, it would be cruel and inhumane to send her to a place where she could not maintain her current lifestyle. Obama might send her over a warm plate of that $200.00 per pound Kobe Beef he has been serving at his parties every three days.