Sorry, can’t do. I’m in the witless (intended) protection program and my handler says I’m not allowed to say anything about myself.
Oooohhh ... you have a handler? I wish I could have somebody come over and handle me ... is yours young and pretty?
I used to have a handler, but she was bitten by my Møøsë and won't come back to the house until I get him Müzzlëd.