[decimon]

Caliente ping.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

How much energy does it take to burn holes in a stomach or intestines?

[Batman11]

“Mr. Kramer, Rex Ryan is on line one for you!”

[La Lydia]

Maybe the Maple Syrup diet people were on to something, after all. One of its main components was cayenne pepper (capsaicin).

[listenhillary]

Do you need to store frozen wet wipes in the freezer?

[Plutarch]

So, since the OU PE Department seems to be getting into the supplement biz, they need to use their brand. With this stuff, you'll lose weight sooner.

[Brookhaven]

Fen-phen II

This obviously works be getting your metabolism racing. My guess it isn’t the only thing that races. Your heart, organs, glands, and nerves are probably also put on overdrive.

I don’t see how this could be any safer than taking uppers to lose weight (which does work, but causes long term physical damaged when done for an exteneded period of time).

[wbill]

I'm sure that these pills go down a whole lot easier than they come out on the other end.

No other details necessary.

I'd rather walk for 20 minutes. :-)

[FatherofFive]

No sugar. No flour.

Works every time it is tried.

[lilycicero]

Peppa Ping

[vetvetdoug]

I am sure the surgery to cut off numerous hemorrhoids would cause one to lose a significant amount of weight. Those products not only are hot going down, coming out cause some real problems and pain to the mucocutaneous junctions.

[kidd]

A 20 minute walk will burn about 100-150 calories (depending on your level of exertion). By itself, this is not a weight loss program.

However, by substituting walking with a pill, you miss out on the important cardiovascular activity and improvement in metabolism.

If you walk AND take the supplement, fine. But that makes the article’s title misleading; suggesting that you no longer need to exercise.

[manic4organic]

Feel the burn. Love me some chiles.

[machman]

Need to try it with New Mexicans green chiles....

[JoeProBono]

[wildbill]

After each pill: Come on, ice cream!