University of Oklahoma Study Reveals "Red Hot" Results (Lose weight w/o exercise!)

University of Oklahoma ^ | Feb 2, 2010 | Unknown

[decimon]

Caliente ping.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

How much energy does it take to burn holes in a stomach or intestines?

[Batman11]

“Mr. Kramer, Rex Ryan is on line one for you!”

[La Lydia]

Maybe the Maple Syrup diet people were on to something, after all. One of its main components was cayenne pepper (capsaicin).

[La Lydia]

You’re in Texas and you don’t do chile?

[equalitybeforethelaw]

How much energy does it take to burn holes in a stomach or intestines?

One wonders why there are so many short fat Mexicans if this were true.

[listenhillary]

Do you need to store frozen wet wipes in the freezer?

[decimon]

How much energy does it take to burn holes in a stomach or intestines?

Real men have perforated colons.

[decimon]

Do you need to store frozen wet wipes in the freezer?

Well, I've never seen anything frozen wet. Things start wet and become frozen. So, given that frozen wet wipes are not in fact wet, freezing is required to prevent the wet state from recurring.

[goseminoles]

My g-mother always told me that black pepper is harder on the stomach than red. Don’t know if this is true.

[Michigan Bowhunter]

My wife did the maple syrup diet....she lost weight very quickly. Seemed to do her well.

[Plutarch]

So, since the OU PE Department seems to be getting into the supplement biz, they need to use their brand. With this stuff, you'll lose weight sooner.

[Brookhaven]

Fen-phen II

This obviously works be getting your metabolism racing. My guess it isn’t the only thing that races. Your heart, organs, glands, and nerves are probably also put on overdrive.

I don’t see how this could be any safer than taking uppers to lose weight (which does work, but causes long term physical damaged when done for an exteneded period of time).

[wbill]

I'm sure that these pills go down a whole lot easier than they come out on the other end.

No other details necessary.

I'd rather walk for 20 minutes. :-)

[FatherofFive]

No sugar. No flour.

Works every time it is tried.

[lilycicero]

Peppa Ping

[vetvetdoug]

I am sure the surgery to cut off numerous hemorrhoids would cause one to lose a significant amount of weight. Those products not only are hot going down, coming out cause some real problems and pain to the mucocutaneous junctions.

[kidd]

A 20 minute walk will burn about 100-150 calories (depending on your level of exertion). By itself, this is not a weight loss program.

However, by substituting walking with a pill, you miss out on the important cardiovascular activity and improvement in metabolism.

If you walk AND take the supplement, fine. But that makes the article’s title misleading; suggesting that you no longer need to exercise.

[manic4organic]

Feel the burn. Love me some chiles.