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did someone say robotic?

Guy goes into a bar, there’s Alya Brown.

Alya Brown says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” Alya Brown brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. Alya Brown then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. Alya Brown says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, Alya Brown makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” Alya Brown then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. Alya Brown says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and Alya Brown brings him another great martini. Alya Brown then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” Alya Brown leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”