[bboop]

I ran into those when I lived in Mexico City. They are formidable — those beaks, right? And long, strong legs. Think of how nasty swans are, then double the size, leg length.

Nasty things, all of them. The long necks invite twisting.

[caseinpoint]

We had turkeys running loose on our farm which meant I, a tot, didn’t. I was imprisoned in a tiny 3-room farmhouse for months with, I strongly suspect, the collusion of my folks who didn’t like their daughter wandering around the 1000-acre farmland hedged with rattlesnake dens. I really enjoy Thanksgiving.

[PapaBear3625]

I ran into those when I lived in Mexico City. They are formidable — those beaks, right? And long, strong legs. Think of how nasty swans are, then double the size, leg length.

A baseball bat has longer reach than a beak. Dinner time. Unless the real issue is that disturbing them out of season will get state game officials after you.