...but where can I find cut rate pitchforks?
...and then there is the need for tar and feathers.
Finally, a rail.
Forget all that. Get a cast iron bath tub. Fill it 1/3 with kerosene. Add 30 pounds of sawdust and stir until mixed thoroughly. Add two large liquid laundry detergent jugs and mix thoroughly. Portion mixture into garden pump sprayers with spray tip removed leaving open tubbing, and get a six-pack of Bic lighters. ... Flaming, running Congresscritters make an excellent light sources, until they fall down. ... The brits had something similar they called ‘jelliednite’. Lit up the Huns real good.