[Logic n' Reason]

Would someone please notify Ms. Jolie that I am available??

I sent a postcard, but I'm not sure it will reach her.

Can I depend on all of you to do that for me???

please???

pretty please????

[RichInOC]

And the second best part is...you get to walk up to Jon Voight and ask “Can I call you ‘Dad’?”

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

If you want to date Angelina Jolie, be sure to bring along your handy bottle of Thorazine. The first big indicator that she was a shuttlecock short of a badminton game was when she and her boyfriend of the time, Billy Bob Thornton, each wore vials of the others blood around their necks, which is right up there with tattoos on your mucous membranes for indicating congenital sanity deficiency.