[Billthedrill]

Store Owner: "Good afternoon, Mr. Drill, yer date has been delivered."
BtD: "Uh...she looks a little...severe..."
S.O.: "Oh, that's S&M Susan. Yer gonna love her."
BtD: "Waidaminnud...I'm a sort of, uh, reserved kinda guy, you know what I - "
[Enormous whip crack]
Tinny Voice: "Down on your knees, you miserable little worm!"
BtD: "She knows me?"
S.O.: "Well, I'll just leave you two kids to get acquainted..."

[steve-b]

What I need after reading that is a robot that cleanes spewed coffee off my monitor.