"Greeting Bostonians and other residents of this state which I know how to spell. Thank you for gathering here amidst this precipitation. I find your loyalty and enthusiasm very encouraging. Intelligent carbon-based life forms do not to expose themselves to this sort of climate. That is why my opponent spends so much time in sports activity parking areas while we congregate around public libraries. Ha ha ha. I laugh at his disregard for the germs of those who frequent such areas. I for one do not share that disregard so I am going to return to my automobile. Please remain here and display your very encouraging support for those issues I have endeavored to associate with my campaign."
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
AND she was giving away free chocolate bars at the time....
2 posted on
01/19/2010 2:27:41 PM PST by
PGR88
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Should have been at a hair styling salon.
3 posted on
01/19/2010 2:28:42 PM PST by
mbarker12474
(If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Maybe she thinks that the Red Sox are playing an away game tonight.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Ladies and gentlemen, can we have a warm New York Yankees welcome for Marcia Coakley and the Massachusettes!
5 posted on
01/19/2010 2:29:15 PM PST by
hometoroost
(Obama's accomplishments - Bush looks smart; Clinton looks honest; Carter looks patriotic)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Ahhh, No need for my astro-turf picture.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
No one likes voting for a loser.
Lot's of Dem's staying home I bet.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
You are quite the comedian.
10 posted on
01/19/2010 2:32:16 PM PST by
FastCoyote
(I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Yes, I made some mistakes in the campaign...
I should have posed nude and shown my two big ones...
11 posted on
01/19/2010 2:32:26 PM PST by
Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Just for a moment I believed the headline and clicked on the post.
I was not expecting such a large crowd though!
13 posted on
01/19/2010 2:33:08 PM PST by
bayliving
(1 if by land, 2 if by sea and 3 if by our own government.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Oh Lone - I bit, I BIT!!!! You got a chuckle out of me ‘cause I was kinda holding my breath for a pix of MOBS!!!!! Joke’s on me!!! Thanx for the ha ha...
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Don’t do that to me! Hy hair is white enough as it is!
17 posted on
01/19/2010 2:36:17 PM PST by
WellyP
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Your post is fricking hilarious!
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I am now leaving to vote. Will update with scene at polling place. Wife and daughter reported steady voting at 8:30 and 11:30 respectively. In 2008, line outside the building at 7:00 AM.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
lol
I had more people at my house for Thanksgiving than that.
25 posted on
01/19/2010 2:41:17 PM PST by
earlJam
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Doesn’t seem like she could fill a phone booth.
27 posted on
01/19/2010 2:42:50 PM PST by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
The size of this crowd could only be compared to the million man march.
She bagged this one.
28 posted on
01/19/2010 2:43:20 PM PST by
VicVega
(2010 Let only Real Conservatives win. Say good night John McCain.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Old news alert.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
There’s a lot of fire in that campaign.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
It's a bigger crowd than it looks - there are two people under that umbrella.
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