[Lurker]

I would’ve taken his rifle and left a note that it could be retrieved at the local police dept.

I considered that option but worried that I might be accused of Felony Theft of a Firearm.

So I went with Option B which was to put as big of a curve in that barrel as I could. Wish I could have been there to see his face when he finally woke up.

[Terabitten]

True, true.

Another option would have been to fire off a round right next to his ear to wake him up. :)