Yeah, run that ball. That’s what I’m talkin ‘bout.
A Packers fan is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Vikings fan, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Packers fan ignores the Vikings fan who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Vikings fan: “You Packers folk eat the whole bread??”
Packers fan (in a bad mood): “Of course.”
Vikings fan: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In Minnesota, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Wisconsin.”
The Vikings fan has a smirk on his face. The Packers fan listens in silence.
The Vikings fan persists: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”
Packers fan: “Of course.”
Vikings fan: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). “We don’t. In Minnesota we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Wisconsin.”
The Packers fan then asks: “Do you have sex in Minnesota?”
Vikings fan: “Why of course we do”, he says with a big smirk
Packers fan: And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
Vikings fan: “We throw them away, of course.”
Packers fan: “We don’t. In Wisconsin, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Minnesota.”