Wasn't sure what you meant, then I started thinking....
Glue the perp to the dead cat, then give the cat a decent burial. (or cremation)
No I meant the perps together.
A post said “what is its a couple of ten year olds”?
Thats who should be glued together.
The reality is if it is kids, take them behind the wood shed and put the fear of God in them.