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To: Spike Knotts
No s**t, sherlock. But the article says rabbit glue, not “every animal” glue. Go argue with the authors, and while you’re at it, get them to explain humor to you as well.

You know, I cannot stand know-it-alls who THEORIZE that this stuff was made out of rabbit glue. There is no such thing as rabbit glue. All-porpoise glue, yes. Gerbil glue was abundant since Egypt. But how DARE you sit there with your teeth in your mouth and your face hanging out and PROCLAIM like some Holy Royalty that this was made out of RABBIT GLUE! Ha! Ha! It IS to laugh. Your wrongness is only superceded by your audacity. Rabbit glue indeed. No such thing has EVER existed in the history of mankind. Next, you will be asserting that NASA created Rabbit Teflon to better cook Rabbit Eggs. WHY DO YOU PROMOTE SUCH FOOLISHNESS? Don't you know any better? Rabbits don't excrete glue, they don't spit glue, they cannot be made into glue, and they have NEVER stood in line at Walmart with a shopping cart full of glue. Get a clue -- or should I say get a GLUE! A non-rabbit cannot-exist nonglue that has never existed on this or any other planet in this or any other universe. Rabbit glue, how silly, how droll, how anti-rock-and-roll. Stop smoking crack or drinking methyl alcohol or wearing your pants baggy or whatever else it is that makes you talk CRAZY, NUTTY BUNNY about RABBIT GLUE. OMG! LOL! That is INSANE TALK! SEEK help, GET help, TAKE your meds, and STOP the crazy rabbit glue stuff.

21 posted on 01/16/2010 10:31:09 AM PST by Lazamataz (America has been dead for a while; It's interesting to watch the cadaver cool.)
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To: Lazamataz

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit-skin_glue


23 posted on 01/16/2010 11:07:00 AM PST by GSP.FAN (These are the times that try men's souls.)
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To: Lazamataz

TAKE IT TO HIM LAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


35 posted on 01/17/2010 1:22:56 PM PST by Mr. K (This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
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