Please Please STOP!
You guys are driving me crazy. I’m over in Istanbul on a company trip and cant get any collards and you guys are TORTURING ME!!!! No corn bread, no bacon, salt pork, fat back, not even spam .... aaaaaaaaggggggghhhh!
I hope you’re staying at the Hilton and get a chance to enjoy the Roof Bar overlooking the Bosphorus at night. ;-D
[P.S. Do NOT order a hamburger ...it’ll be mutton]