Donna: Are those Cotton Dockers?
Jerry: Oh, I can’t begin to tell you how much I hate that commercial.
Donna: Really? I like that commercial.
Jerry: All those quick shots of the pants, just pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants. What is that supposed to be?
Wow, we could be part of a real bull session!
(Seinfeld pants list, er, ping list. If you want your pants, er, name, on or off, let me know).