I'm okay with long hair.
Heh! My hair’s longer than ALL of those guys!
"This. This passage forcing us all to have clean shaven heads. Who put this in here?"
"I think it's the wave of the future. A man can think clearer without the distractions of powder and hair. Leave it in!"
"It shall be removed this instant, Ben! Just because you're bald we need not make the rest of us appear identical! My hair is my best feature!"