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Hunk Of Ice Stays In Bread Bag

Bless her heart.


1 posted on 01/13/2010 5:16:31 AM PST by Daffynition
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Is she special or something?


2 posted on 01/13/2010 5:17:57 AM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Daffynition

If that’s all it takes to make her happy, I’m happy for her.


3 posted on 01/13/2010 5:18:16 AM PST by Rudolphus (Tagline? I don't need no steenkin' tagline.)
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> Hunk Of Ice Stays In Bread Bag

Probably just as well. Otherwise, over time, the snowball would assimilate with the rest of the frost in the freezer and become indistinguishable.


4 posted on 01/13/2010 5:20:11 AM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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If I had been her grandson, somewhere along the line I probably would have taken it out of the freezer and thrown it at one of my buddies.......LOL!


5 posted on 01/13/2010 5:20:48 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (I want a hoochie-mama for Christmas, only a hoochie-mama will do............)
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somethings just work for some people, sweet story, thanks for sharing


7 posted on 01/13/2010 5:24:09 AM PST by kauai
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She must be a child of hope.


8 posted on 01/13/2010 5:26:23 AM PST by A Cyrenian
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of course, she kept her husband’s body down in the freezer
for 35 years.


9 posted on 01/13/2010 5:26:32 AM PST by gussiefinknottle (woof!woof!woof!)
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To: Daffynition; Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Gamecock

Mrs. Franklin Delano Romanoski?


10 posted on 01/13/2010 5:31:46 AM PST by earlJam
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However, she does sometimes take it out of the freezer, unwrap the bread bag that contains it and shows it to friends

Are her other friends snowballs, too?

11 posted on 01/13/2010 5:34:04 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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My Mother kept some monster hailstones from a 1970 storm. I found them when I was cleaning out the home freezer when we sold the family home in 1996.


12 posted on 01/13/2010 5:35:26 AM PST by The Great RJ ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
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I'll file this under "Come up with a story or YOUR FIRED".

I do hope the "staff reporter" gets over their writer's block.

14 posted on 01/13/2010 5:44:36 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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...has the usual things in the freezer of her home in Lakeland, Fla. Vegetables, pancakes and fish...

Who keeps pancakes in their freezer??
18 posted on 01/13/2010 6:00:27 AM PST by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
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Hey, if you’ve ever been to Lakeland, there’s not a whole lot more exiting than an old snowball.
(ducking ;)


20 posted on 01/13/2010 6:06:07 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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Woman Keeps Pet Snowball For 33 Years

You can call it a pet, but they have never been successfully domesticated. Show it any weakness at all and the captive snowball will turn on you in a second.

23 posted on 01/13/2010 6:18:59 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Gore is the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. He rides an icy horse bringing cold wherever he goes.)
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Dear Lord,

In my next life (if there is such a thing) please let me come back to a life so void of duty, work or responsibilities that I can focus on keeping a snowball for 33 years.

Amen


25 posted on 01/13/2010 6:27:36 AM PST by Happyinmygarden (Yes, actually, I have pretty much seen and heard it all before...)
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“I’m going to get you Junior Barnes, you gunky!”


29 posted on 01/13/2010 6:44:51 AM PST by dfwgator
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30 posted on 01/13/2010 6:45:40 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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Cue Eric the Clown...”You’re living in the past, man!”


31 posted on 01/13/2010 6:58:46 AM PST by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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How many cats does she have?


32 posted on 01/13/2010 7:00:44 AM PST by xone
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Reminds me of a poem...

SNOWBALL

by Shel Silverstein

I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.


I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first- it wet the bed


37 posted on 01/13/2010 7:41:09 AM PST by Sopater (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
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