Gotta love a woman who’s not afraid to eat.
New meaning to the old...
Wife tells husband she wishes she had bigger breasts...
Husband says “Rub them with toilet paper couple of times a day.”
Wife: “How will that help?”
Husband “Don’t really know, but you been rubbing your a$$ with toilet paper for years, and look at the size of it”
He SHOULD be up and around in a couple of days....
Hear, hear!
The Rubenesque type happens to be my personal favorite and, I’m sure, the favorite of a lot of other men if they would be honest about it.
To me, there is nothing sexier than a voluptuous woman who enjoys good food and some adult beverages.
Put me with a lady like that and I will be one happy s.o.b.!