set some traps. Not bear traps but a hole in the ground covered with netting and leaves would be interesting.
I thought about putting out some trip wires but I’d probably be the one getting tripped up in the dark.
This will be pretty easy because there are two choke points in the yard. Son and neighbor will enter one and flush he/she/it into me waiting at the other.
I sre will be interesting.
You can listen to all of the interesting stuff in court when he sues the guy that dug the hole.