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Larry Please Email Me
January 9 2009
| Niuhuru
Posted on 01/09/2010 9:27:58 AM PST by Niuhuru
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To: Lazamataz
181
posted on
02/05/2010 11:24:45 AM PST
by
Taffini
( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve)
To: Larry Lucido
182
posted on
02/05/2010 11:26:52 AM PST
by
Taffini
( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve)
To: Larry Lucido
183
posted on
02/05/2010 11:33:34 AM PST
by
Allegra
(It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
To: Larry Lucido; Niuhuru; Squantos; Eaker; wardaddy
Niuhuru! Fair WARNING!! He is the kinda guy your mother used to warn you about!
LOL...
(don’t leave your purse if you get up and leave the table for a minute!) :^)
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posted on
02/05/2010 11:35:05 AM PST
by
sit-rep
To: Larry Lucido
Seinfeld moment—
Elaine-”Then how are all these people getting together?”
Jerry-”Alcohol.”
185
posted on
02/05/2010 11:48:49 AM PST
by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
To: earlJam
Thank you. With better lighting I’m sure I could end up getting a bunch of stalkers.
186
posted on
02/05/2010 11:49:39 AM PST
by
Niuhuru
(The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
To: Larry Lucido; Niuhuru; MotleyGirl70; earlJam; Mr. Brightside
LARRY: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date.
NIUHURU: I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking.
LARRY: You're going by sound? What are we? Whales?
NIUHURU: I think I can tell.
LARRY: Niuhuru, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?
NIUHURU: Twenty-five percent.
LARRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot.
NIUHURU: You're way off.
LARRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.
NIUHURU: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?
LARRY: UNDATEABLE!
NIUHURU: Then how are all these people getting together?
LARRY: Alcohol.
187
posted on
02/05/2010 12:43:24 PM PST
by
Cagey
To: Niuhuru
Hellllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
188
posted on
02/05/2010 12:44:51 PM PST
by
Cagey
To: Larry Lucido
So, did ya tell her "I'd hit that"?
That's the first thing out of my mouth on every first date.
There are so many first dates, and so few second ones.
189
posted on
02/05/2010 1:07:00 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Hey Obama, Can You Hear Me Now....? GOOOOoood......)
To: knews_hound
"I refuse to confirm or deny that I am, or am not, “Larry”." I voted for Larry before I didn't vote for Larry.
190
posted on
02/05/2010 1:09:36 PM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the next one...)
To: Lazamataz
"There are so many first dates, and so few second ones." Just use Democrat math and skip the first date. Then you can have all the second dates you wish.
(don't forget to carry the 2...)
191
posted on
02/05/2010 1:14:01 PM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the next one...)
To: Allegra
I am a jelly donut. Jelly donuts make me drool....
To: Larry Lucido; Niuhuru
We finally meet!
Thats it Larry, we're through! Don't email me, don't call me and stop driving by my house honking your horn!
193
posted on
02/05/2010 1:41:10 PM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(I want a hoochie-mama for Christmas, only a hoochie-mama will do............)
To: Larry Lucido; sit-rep
What in THE hell are you doing son.....?.:o)
194
posted on
02/05/2010 2:44:50 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Larry Lucido; Niuhuru
SHEESH Larry good buddy (on FR), you could’ve invited me. I’m about 15 minutes from the Blue Note.
LOL! Very funny thread. Thanks to all posters.
Best wishes you two.
(thanks for the ping, Larry)
195
posted on
02/05/2010 6:52:27 PM PST
by
PGalt
To: Squantos; sit-rep; Hot Tabasco
Hey, when a damsel in distress calls, a gentleman answers...
To: PGalt; sit-rep; CSM; Niuhuru
You know, that might be a good location for an informal FReep someday. Another potential place would be the Blue Goose in Saint Clair Shores.
There is another “blue” place we’ve been talking about meeting in Dearborn, but not sure the ladies would be as comfortable there.... :-)
To: Larry Lucido
I’m past due for a night out, so when you set on up, I’ll be there!
198
posted on
02/06/2010 10:48:29 AM PST
by
sit-rep
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