[ansel12]

Tests show that taken once a day with breakfast, the strawberry shake significantly improves short-term memory in those in the early stages of the devastating disease.

Finally, the future in the movie "Sleeper", is coming to pass. Science is discovering that milkshakes are health food.

[UCANSEE2]

Just yesterday, Science said that using a cell phone will cure Alzheimer’s.

[shibumi]

This will sound really crazy (unlike all the sage wisdom I regularly post) but when I feel a cold coming on, I temporarily suspend my boycott of fast food and have a Quarter Pounder w/Cheese, a Filet ‘O Fish , an order of fries and two cokes, followed by a nap.

Seems to make me feel better right away.