No offense to panda lovers, but pandas are basically bamboo-eating buttholes that would happily maul you if they got their paws on you. Sort of like polar bears - absolutely adorable when little, but when the grow up, they’ll happily snack on your innards.
They’re vegetarians, so the only reason they’d maul you is if you insisted in being a moron and didn’t respect their space or went after one of their cubs...
But they’re cute!!! :-)