Posted on 01/04/2010 5:29:09 PM PST by Born Conservative
The wife gives Romeo a kid and Romeo gives the hubby a kidney. No kidding?
Jack and Jill went up the hill, they each had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came back with two and a half.
They didn’t go after water.
Then, a car hood accidentally slams on each of their heads 57 times.
Probably best then for you to stay away from bars that host women carrying long knives and have access to an ice maker. :)
Take the kidney - and the money - and run.
This guy should walk away while he’s ahead of the game. Lost an unfaithful wife and a kid that isn’t his. Gained a kidney and a new lease on life. Aside from some hurt feelings, he’s on a roll!
When they get to his bedroom, he sees a strange naked man in bed with his wife and goes ballistic, runs over to the closet and grabs a gun!
“Wait”, the wife cries! You are always gone and he is always here! He bought our daughters braces, he paid off your boat! He buys half our groceries and the gas card you use gets paid by him! He's been paying into a college fund for little Johnny and he's even put money into your 401K! That country club membership I told you I won in a lottery? He bought that for you!
Stunned the husband turns to the cab driver. “What should I do?”
“If I were you,” the cab driver replied, “I'd cover up his ass before he catches cold.”
He must truly enjoy sharing his organs.
This one’s even weirder than the underwear theif thread.
Why do you think they went up the hill? So Jill could get some Peter! Ooops, I’m bad.
>>>I feel sorry for this guy; can’t imagine how I would feel if I found out my donor was banging my wife (I received a cadaveric donor kidney).
Agreed, in your case that would definitely be adding insult to injury.
This "John" doesn't sound too bright. You'd didn't ask your wife if she had family before you married her?
How weird that cuckolder would give a kidney. Wouldn't have have preferred John to die?
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