[Bender2]

Re: You’re rooting against my Jets?

Gadzooks! Me go... against you?

Now, now, my dearest copper clad babe of all babes... let me put your worries to rest.

Just this evening I asked Rick, "Should I be worried about Vermicious... holding a grudge over my picking against her Jets?"

Well, I kid you not, Bender. I'd be very, very careful here... She can kick your can from here to Tuesday! The only thing you want to hold against her is your quickly beating heart."

I also checked with the White House: "So, Bender, you are wondering what President Ford... would do? I assure you he would not make Vermie mad. He's no fool!"

Hey, Bendy! Ya know, in Spain, you never, ever cross... a copper clad beauty!

Therefore, I will be cheering on your Jets... and look forward to them making it all the way to the Super Bowl!

Tell me true, big... You think she bought it?

Bend, you... are a dead man.

So true, heavy drinking metal one. You not... have chinaman's chance!

B? Sam L mudder frigging Jackson here! The mudder frigging snakes on this mudder frigging plane... have a better mudder frigging chance than you mudder frigging do!

Sorry, Bender. You're on your own here. Vermie... had more influence here than you do!

Well, since safe sex... is out of the question forever again, I might as well... get drunk for a change!

[big'ol_freeper]

I must say, rooting for the Jests is like rooting for hemorrhoids.

Now Lisa, that wasn't nice.

But true mom!

I remember the Jests when they played football I always wanted to be Joe Namath, until he started wearing nylons.

Hey I looked good in those nylons

I wouldn't keep saying that Joe Rex Ryan might start crying tears of lust.

[VermiciousKnid]

Oh, Bendy....I just love how you grovel! Keep up the good work.