2009-10 FR NFL WEEK 17 LIVE THREAD

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[Bender2]

My lips... are sealed!

Except for drinking... and, of course--

Kissing copper clad... babes!

[big'ol_freeper]

Gee Bend, knowing how much you like manboobs... bet this will get your lips moving...

[Bender2]

Hey, big, even I... find that in bad taste, you cheese-wearing hockeypuck!

If red X above go to http://lvindex.com/las-vegas/live-calendar-events/uploads/797/don_rickles.jpg

[big'ol_freeper]

Bend, I went to that red x link and there was a picture of you in a thong!
Quick I need that picture of what's her name flappin her wings.

[Richard Kimball]

You guys go ahead and play, I'm still figuring up the games with some experts.

Sorry, but SOMEONE had to bring some class back to this thread.

[Bender2]

Sorry... about that, but it is a bikini, not a thong!

If red X above go to http://slurmed.com/fanart/sean/016_BikiniBender.jpg

[big'ol_freeper]

Yeah Bend, I think it's strange that One-Arm keeps posting pictures of beckoning nubile young females
Yet we never see him in the pictures. Instead he's here talking to us...

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: Sorry... about that, but it is a bikini, not a thong!

Well at least the front view is a bit better than the rear view.

[Richard Kimball]

Well some body's gotta hold the camcorder. FWIW, I get great reviews:

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: FWIW, I get great reviews:

One-Arm, I asked you to keep my reviews discreet!
Now you've been a bad boy...

[Richard Kimball]

[big'ol_freeper]

Thought that might bring your fantasy to a grinding halt heh, heh.

[Bender2]

Re:

Say, big, check the above's properties... to see where the original came from!

If red X above go to http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-j-BB/Bender-Come-to-Bed.gif

[big'ol_freeper]

You don't mean to tell me One-Arm is really a Ravens fan...
They like to steel stuff.

[Richard Kimball]

Yeah, you guys drew all those photos of Homer and Bender, too.

[Richard Kimball]

Hey, by the way, in your last diatribe, were there any picks in there? Oh, and she told me you took one look at her and you:

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: Oh, and she told me you took one look at her and you

You should have seen what Bender did when he took one look at Ben's girlfriend stripping down and attempting to give him a lap dance at the reunion party for participants in the 1975 and 1978 Super Bowls.

It wasn't a pretty sight to say the least.

[VermiciousKnid]

Oh, Bendy....I just love how you grovel! Keep up the good work.

[Bender2]

Re: Oh, Bendy... I just love how you grovel!

Gadzooks, my dearest copper clad babe, I am but... putty in your hands--

If any bot knows how to grovel... it is me!

Without a doubt, Bendy is the most groveling... dude I know!

Ya know, Vermie, in Spain, Bend is such an accomplished groveler... the hookers pay him!

Beside being a world class groveler, Bender is... smoking hot!

Even I find Bend smoking hot... in a nonsexual man-crush sort of way, you know.

Bender always won our Groveling Finger of Fate Award, so we had... to change it.

Even a wise, old Latino gal like me... has the hots for Bender's groveling!

I seldom grovel, but when I do... I get tips on how to do it from Bender.

Just show Bend a little skin... and he's all yours!

Okay, okay! How do I dream... Vermie's answer to that?

"And what do you get if you show him... a lot of skin?"

Even we realize, you cannot... just make this stuff up!

That's so true and that is why I am here. Please look... this way--

[The Pack Knight]

Speaking of Kent State, Julian’s predecessor at QB is already looking at a new contract even though he has 3 years left on his current one. Holmgren wants to sew Cribbs up bad.