[Focault's Pendulum]

. CARSON: "It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hand in his own pocket."

. CARSON: "It was so cold on that farm that the chickens were mugging the sheep just to get wool for sweaters."

CARSON: "It was so cold that a cab driver was saying something to a pedestrian and his middle finger froze."

. CARSON: "It was so cold that the flashers in New York City were only describing themselves to people."

[Yo-Yo]

"HI YO!"

[jennyjenny]

I did not know that.

[Farmer Dean]

So cold here that I’m gonna have to bring the brass monkeys inside.