So did I!
Step 1. unhitch trailer, and park pickup in yard
Step 2. place broken concrete blocks under trailer frame
Step 3. deflate trailer tires so it rests on blocks
Step 4. put a batch of worn out tires on roof
Step 5. tastefully scatter empty beer cans and other yard decorations out front to make the new spot feel like home.
LOL! Guess I had nothing to share.