I had a big smile on my face when I read your first paragraph!!
I am hungry, really hungry! Guess I will choose “thin sliced ham, butter fried, gathered with hashbrowns and green pepper shavings, topped with a very light Béarnaise sauce!” Also, a small glass of milk and orange juice! No coffee as I’ve had 2 cups! And thank you!
Your always welcome, and you get the seat by the fireplace as there is a nip in the air here,(15 degrees)