LOL Sounds high maintenance! I told hubby I didn’t want any more dogs when these go.... But...I say that every time we lose one, and I always eventually give in. Sigh Can’t stand to lose them, can’t stand to live without them. I blame it all on my daddy! He’s the same way!
I know what you mean - my Lindy is 13, and having health problems. As much as I love dogs (and her), I don’t think I will get another one.
The only “no maintenance” dog I can think of is a stuffed animal. Of course they don’t love ya back. SNIFFF!