Lieberry—what you eat when you want to tell lies.
Library—where you go when you want to borrow a book.
“fixnta have a glass of sweet tea before mominems shows up.”
“My brother bard my pickup truck.”
“I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed,must be from some farn country.”
“Great,ANOTHER gummit shutdown!
Something I’ve always wondered about but cannot ask because it is so non PC.
Why can one always tell (nearly always) black people by their voices, as in when they call in to a radio talk show or when you hear them comment on sports shows. It’s been... how long? 150 years anyway. Can someone ‘splain that to me?
Obama eats solotta lie berries.