If any of the services dealt with extraterrestrials, it would’ve been my branch and artillery specifically.
Lessee, our accicental kill list included a tree, a pickup truck, some rocks, and a herd of deer.
(Though to be fair they were pretty close to the intended targets safely in the impact zone. But know this: Deer CAN fly.)
ROTFLOL. Hugs Darks. You made me laugh out loud. I miss you.