Is this second go round for these people, or old news? Because I remember something very much like this a year or two ago. Also in MA.
How does one obtain a container of her brother’s semen anyway? What is his role?
Wait, why the hell do I even care about these circus freaks?
I saw the title and thought it was about Charlie Sheen.
now THIS is kinky.
Undocumented syringes just doing what American lezzies can’t do.
I guess she was a real circle jerk.
LOL! I loved the “all liquored up” part.
LOL! I loved the “all liquored up” part.
Sounds like a rejected SNL skit.
LOL! I loved the “all liquored up” part.
Ewwwwwwww!!!!!
How did he get his brothers’ semen? Did he obtain it from said brother himself?
“Liquored up” lesbian ping!
Please, please, please don’t let this become a ping list.
Are we surprised when sexual degenerates behave in a degenerate fashion? Ah, but they want to be defined as normal, just another lifestyle. Bwahahahahahahaha
The story would be more interesting if the brother’s name was Frank....
Uh oh. Attack of the rogue turkey-baster.
OMG! How unfrickenbelievable is this story! What crazy wackos walk amongst us...CRAZY indeed!
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Marie Ball-Bustier has filed for divorce from her long time lover and short time spouse, Vaginitia Lackluster, claiming among other things that Ms. Lackluster has tried to impregnate her against her will and has taken to locking her in the car on family outings. Let’s now join the court as Judge Sans Spermatozoa solicits testimony in this emotional case.
Marie: Your honor, I’m a feminist/lesbian and I object to any intrusion into my bodily orifices because of my conviction that all heterosexual behavior is rape perpetrated by a patreo/judaeo/christo/mohammedo/capitalo societal framework embossed onto our collective consciousness by Republicans and their archetypical co-religionists.
So you can imagine my surprise when Vaginitia attempted to impregnate me with a commercial grade turkey baster and the sperm of a man whom I consider to be a psycho-historical revisionist.
Vaginitia: Your honor, for years I complied with Marie’s wishes concerning her physical apprehensions but now that we’re married I feel that I have a right to offspring. Since Marie’s my wife, I feel it’s her obligation to give me children…
Marie: I’m NOT the wife!
Vaginitia: You’re the wife…
Marie: NOT!!
Judge Sans Spermatozoa: Womyn, please! Since this is a new area of the law and we’re just making it up anyway, I feel that I have the discretionary latitude to assign roles in these matters. Ms. Ball-Bustier, you’re the wife…
Marie: NOT!!
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She wasn't charged with rape rape.
“..Insemination fight ends in wife’s arrest..”
Man, would I hate to be the one to clean up the house after that!