[Perdogg]

Predictions for 2010, Part II:
Here are some of the predictions Coast listeners made for the new year:
• Discovery of life outside planet Earth announced.
• Dan from Tampa suggested that a tsunami off the California coast will reveal a new underwater species.
• A major celebrity admits to being abducted by aliens predicted Dusty in Virginia.
• JJ from Minnesota foresees the US adding a 51st state, probably Puerto Rico.
• Fish will disappear and many seafood restaurants will close by summer, said Jennifer from Albuquerque.

• It will be realized that in addition to humans, animals contribute to Random Energy Generators (REGs).
• An 8+ earthquake will hit the Mendocino area of Northern California.
• A caller from Mesa, AZ foresees a breakdown of the World Wide Web.
• Janis from upstate NY predicts big medical breakthroughs for MS and vision problems such as glaucoma or Macular Degeneration.
• Plans for a multinational venture to Mars will be announced, said Mike in Las Vegas.
• Carl from Milwaukee envisions wars over fresh water.
• A celebrity will be exposed as a cannibal, declared Karl from Indianapolis.
• Blair from Sedona suggested that gas from the ocean will replenish ozone in the atmosphere.
• There will be an unprecedented rise in religious fervor, including a worldwide circle of hand holding, said Chris from Macon.
• A coup d’etat will occur in Mexico, and the US will be drawn in.
• A nuclear device will be found in a container at a coastal port before it goes off.
• Google will be involved in a scandal, said Daniel.
• John predicted that a newly discovered comet will be visible to the naked eye.
• Notorious caller JC will find inner peace and hope for humanity, said a female listener.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Perdogg!

• A caller from Mesa, AZ foresees a breakdown of the World Wide Web.

That happens on FR a few times a year. ;')

• A coup d'etat will occur in Mexico, and the US will be drawn in.

No chance the US would intervene in Mexico. And with the current US regime, no chance we'll have a border barrier. The complete breakdown of law and order in Mexico doesn't qualify as evidence for a working government anyway, i.e., the name on the official stationery doesn't reflect who's in charge.

• A celebrity will be exposed as a cannibal, declared Karl from Indianapolis.

A.K.A., your next Democratic President of the United States.

• Janis from upstate NY predicts big medical breakthroughs for MS and vision problems such as glaucoma or Macular Degeneration.
• A major celebrity admits to being abducted by aliens predicted Dusty in Virginia.

Medical marijuana.

• A nuclear device will be found in a container at a coastal port before it goes off.

Unfortunately, it will still explode. Then Napolitano will announce, "the system works."

• An 8+ earthquake will hit the Mendocino area of Northern California.
• Dan from Tampa suggested that a tsunami off the California coast will reveal a new underwater species.
• Fish will disappear and many seafood restaurants will close by summer, said Jennifer from Albuquerque.

Luckily, restaurants will be able to start serving the new underwater species.

• Blair from Sedona suggested that gas from the ocean will replenish ozone in the atmosphere.

This will be due to a top secret gov't project to repopulate the whale species by feeding them tacos.

• Carl from Milwaukee envisions wars over fresh water.

He's not worried about it, but if it led somehow to a beer shortage...

• Discovery of life outside planet Earth announced.

Gotta be a reference to Mars. Such a discovery will be saddled on by the gee-whiz cheerleaders, and rejected by everyone else (including most scientists).

• Plans for a multinational venture to Mars will be announced, said Mike in Las Vegas.

I think that's already happened, once a year or more, for a while now.

• Google will be involved in a scandal, said Daniel.

Google has chunks of scandals in their crap.

• It will be realized that in addition to humans, animals contribute to Random Energy Generators (REGs).

WT...?

• JJ from Minnesota foresees the US adding a 51st state, probably Puerto Rico.

Mexico will be part of the United States before Puerto Rico is. :')

• John predicted that a newly discovered comet will be visible to the naked eye.

Disqualification, this happens pretty regularly. If John is talking about Nibiru, then no, it isn't going to happen.

• Notorious caller JC will find inner peace and hope for humanity, said a female listener.

Luckily, I don't listen to the show and don't know what this means.

• There will be an unprecedented rise in religious fervor, including a worldwide circle of hand holding, said Chris from Macon.

Foggy crystal ball again -- there will be a huge spike of popularity for Beatles imitator groups, and all of them will perform "I Wanna Hold Your Hand".

:')