No, I didn’t get chosen because being a sideboy requires one to keep a straight face for more than two minutes at a time, which I am incapable of as a rule.
I figured it was too short or too snarky. You’d get cold, anyway.
If we get to the convention, we’ll buy you something cool. I think Cousin Barbara said they’d be here in May, so that must be when it is.
I have to go find Frank now.