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EnvironmentPK.com ^ | 28/12/09 | Asim Shah

[asimshah]

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[sionnsar]

LOL. Ha. I might have just landed yet another speaking engagement...

[Darksheare]

Uh oh.
“Greetings, I am the HAL 9000 systems computer..”

[sionnsar]

Uh oh is right. New England in winter.

[Tax-chick]

Emeril’s Lasagne was a huge success. I didn’t have any - too many Points - but it was fun watching it disappear. I’ll eat the beef stew tomorrow.

[NicknamedBob]

"Uh oh is right. New England in winter."

No problem. A roaring fire, a warm cuppa hot chocolate ...

No kilts.

[Monkey Face]

Lasagne is GOOD!!

[Tax-chick]

That would be okay.

[Tax-chick]

It had FIVE kinds of cheese in it, and sausage. We worked on it all day. Ash and Jake are just finishing licking the baking dish and the plates ;-). Shannon has stalked off in disgust.

[Monkey Face]

Oooooohhhh! That sounds excellent!! I’m sure Ash and Jake took care of Shannon’s share.

[Darksheare]

“A roaring fire.”

You know me, it’d be a pillar of flame that literally roared and stomped all over the place.

[Tax-chick]

Shannon is far too dignified to scavenge. Even Pat had seconds, and he needs all that cheese for his health.

[Tax-chick]

Like Tom in one of his Snits. Only on fire. Terrifying thought ...

[NicknamedBob]

"You know me, it’d be a pillar of flame that literally roared and stomped all over the place."

I've been thinking about that. I seem to recall that one can amplify sound by attenuating the throat of a gas-fed flame.

Hmm.

I can use that idea, I think.

[Darksheare]

Tom, only breathing fire and roaring that way.

[sionnsar]

No kilts.

You'd be surprised. A good 16oz kilt can keep one quite warm in winter.

[Monkey Face]

Shannon’s never been hungry. The Great PV would eat whatever was in front of him because he had gone without as a stray kitten. We had him on a diet, but he still topped out at 23#. Or more.

And I still miss his royal self.

[sionnsar]

Even more uh oh. Right at that point an e-mail arrived bearing a document I’ve been waiting for. It’s a sample of some work I’m signed up to do. I am going to be Really Busy for a few days, I fear.

[Darksheare]

Yowch.
Good luck, we’ll see you back from work limbo in a bit.
Drag yourself out of the dungeon when you can duck the tentacles.

[sionnsar]

"You know me, it’d be a pillar of flame that literally roared and stomped all over the place."

Sounds like an old and quite sinister bagpipe tune, a piobaireachd (pibroch) called "Lasan Phàdruig Caogach", or "A Flame of Wrath (for Squinting Peter)." Many people died fiery deaths in the making of that tune.

[Tax-chick]

I think Shannon was rescued, along with mother and littermates, when she was still a nursing kitten. I’m not sure about Jake, but he’s a growing “teenaged” male, so all food is fair game!