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EnvironmentPK.com ^ | 28/12/09 | Asim Shah

[asimshah]

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[Darksheare]

[Tax-chick]

That is a scary piece of furniture.

[sionnsar]

Sigh. I hate the task of converting a powerpoint from one conference format to another. Mindless and repetitive, and hard on my hands, with almost 70 slides to be converted.

[sionnsar]

Reminds me of the 70-ish Harlan Ellison story, “I See A Man Sitting In A Chair And The Chair Is Biting His Leg”

[stephenjohnbanker]

“I learned my lesson in the era of Gahan Wilson.”

We all assumed as much....

[stephenjohnbanker]

Care to sit on Al Jolson?

Sure, don’t mind if I do!

[Darksheare]

It is most unruly, and will not stay in one place.

[sionnsar]

Woo hoo! Just discovered the “Replace Font...” tool. Now it’s on to slide-by-slide adjustments.

[sionnsar]

Thread. Stop.

[Darksheare]

Engines not responding to helm input.

[sionnsar]

LOL, full speed ahead!

[Darksheare]

Uh oh, stuck throttle.
Engines way beyond the redline.

[mainestategop]

Hi all!

I think maybe for next months undead thread we should nominate This troll KyleMoriens for the noble piece priceFor lamest post of the new year and for the category of felony zots. He's a counterfeiter.

[Darksheare]

Too bad he didn’t post that troll thread at the end of March so we could have it as our April home.

[sionnsar]

Oh, we could anyway. It’s not a hard & fast rule that we use a zot from the previous month. I know it’s not because I made it up. *\;-)

[Darksheare]

Queue it up?
Excellent.

[mainestategop]

We could use it for February?

[sionnsar]

We sure could!

[sionnsar]

Yippee. Conference PPT is converted. I could talk right from this if need be.

[Darksheare]

“I could talk right from this if need be.”

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that. -The first thing the computer says in response.