Hold muh beer while I drain this lizard (hic) no, wait, I mean hold muh lizard while I get this beer, no, uh...waddaya gimme for this here lizard?
1 posted on
12/22/2009 1:55:39 PM PST by
Sax
To: Sax
How much booze does a bearded lizard go for these days? This is useful information we could all profit from.
To: Sax
the 18-inch lizard, worth approximately $350,It must have been a fancy-colored dragon, or a breeding female. Ours aren't worth that much, and they're bigger.
3 posted on
12/22/2009 1:58:49 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(Anoreth, Warrior Goddess of the Coast! She's violent and sarcastic - what's not to love?)
To: Sax
Lizard for liquor, lizard for liquor, lizard for liquor say that three times fast.
10 posted on
12/22/2009 2:29:49 PM PST by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(Voters who thought their ship came in with 0bama are on their own Titanic.)
To: pandoraou812
-- Two men were arrested and jailed after they stole a lizard and tried to pawn it for alcohol, according to police. I just know one of these days your boys will make the news, pandy. WEFG
17 posted on
12/22/2009 3:55:13 PM PST by
TigersEye
(Tar & feathers! Pitchforks and torches! ... Get some while supplies last.)
To: Sax
The perps.
18 posted on
12/22/2009 4:05:29 PM PST by
csvset
To: Sax
19 posted on
12/22/2009 5:41:37 PM PST by
Oztrich Boy
(Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole)
To: Sax
. Shortly after, a volunteer discovered the 18-inch lizard, worth approximately $350, was missing from its aquarium OK it's a lizard rescue.
Bearded dragons are dryland reptiles and should be kept in a terrarium.
Bad veterinary clinic!
20 posted on
12/22/2009 5:45:46 PM PST by
Oztrich Boy
(Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole)
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