How about hardtofindium? Or rareashensteethium? Or anhonestdemocratium? Or perfectmanium? Or..... That's the best he could come up with?
LOL! How about HardToGetium? GoodToFindium? Or my personal favorite: Upsidasium (with apologies to Jay Ward).
Note: Look up Bullwinkle Upseedasium (intentional misspelling, no quotations) on Google’s image search.
Kinda like Tiger’s quest for amassing as much forbiddenboxium, OPP-ium, and jezebelium as he can find. It was like he was trying to corner the market on that stuff.