[cripplecreek]

When I asked one of our local DNR guys about cougars around here he said they don’t officialy exist but did warn me that they tend to attack from behind.

[Dixie Yooper]

Cougars have been active in the UP for the last 20 years. Just recently, the DNR caved in and admitted they are there. The ba$tards probably reintroduced them about the same time they let all the timber wolves loose. The forests of Upper Michigan used to be safe.