Parent: “Yes, I’m sorry, Santa is make believe, he’s not real.”
Child: (thinking) “What about the Easter Bunny?”
Parent: “No, he’s not real either.”
Child: “Oh.” - “What about the Tooth Fairy?”
Parent: “No, the Tooth Fairy is just pretend too.”
Child: (sadly) “and I was beginning to like Jesus too.”
'Barack Hussein Obama'.
'Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm'!