[Roccus]

Santa Clause has a red suit
He’s a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?

[mountn man]

Santa wears red, because Mrs. Claus made the suit for him. The North Pole is all white and snowy. Mrs. Claus being a woman, is worrisome, so she figured red would hel0p her spot her husband in the bad weather.

Jesus had long hair and a beard. Besides, if you lived at the North Pole, I'm sure you'd have long hair and a beard to.

What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?

Now that is a good question. He does always seem to have a case of the munchies.