[a fool in paradise]

Let’s put out this announcement:

Due to increased global warming, polar bears are increasingly scared and sad. The only solution is to give them hugs. Thus, as citizens of the earth, we need to go out and hug polar bears now...

[Revolting cat!]

He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old 
Should he grab on to the new 
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust 
He ain't trying to change nobody 
He's just trying real hard to adjust 

(The Bellamy Brothers.)