Tiger 'cracks up' (watching cartoons alone)

The Sun (UK) ^ | 10-17-2009 | ALEX PEAKE

[Frantzie]

TIGER Woods is close to "cracking up" after spending days alone watching CARTOONS and eating cereal. Close friends fear the golf superstar, 33, can't cope in the wake of his sex scandal.

He changed his mobile phone number the day after his late-night car crash which sparked a stream of revelations - so friends can no longer contact him.

[xsmommy]

wow, Catholic-bash much? THAT’s really relevant to a Tiger thread. /sarc

[Reverend Wright]

from the article: “...spending days alone watching CARTOONS and eating cereal. “

Sounds like he is getting an early start on a good mindset for the US Open!

I’ll be curious to see where he attempts to make his comeback. The crowd reaction will vary greatly depending on what part of the country.

My advice to Tiger: skip the Greensboro tournament for the foreseeable future.

[centexan]

There sure are a lot of ladders in that truck for it to be a moving van.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

This poor Tiger is cracking up stuff is PR spin. He is probably texting his hoes.

I read he's texting Rachael.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

“Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain .....Kangaroo......Now don't tell me.....I've nothin’ to dooooo...