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Just read at enewsonline that Puma is talking to Elin about being a spokesperson for their Tretorn/Swedish line.
Sounds like Miss Elin is getting good advice.
As for Tiger, well, he should be in pyschotherapy by now, if he hadn’t been already.
Cheetah got bad advice about purchasing a home in CA. Common knowledge you get taken to the cleaners in CA Divorce court.
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse..
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact,
she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas
come early this year.
But why file a 'no-fault' divorce?
Retire already! Or have his wives taken him for everything and he still needs to work?
“’Hires Top Celebrity Divorce Lawyer Over Star’s £337Million Fortune’”
Tiger gets paid in pounds?
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Smart girl, that Elin!
Tiger will have to pay dearly for his two dozen prostitutes and the fleeting pleasure they gave him!
