No biggie - He can be the new spokes-woodie for Trojan brand condoms.
Nope - he paid hookers more so he wouldn't have to wear anything. The "twofer" is more diseases for his wife and children. I wonder if his baby son has been checked for AIDS yet...
Trojan won't want him.
Maybe the DNC could use Tiger to advertise for "choice"...
No biggie - He can be the new spokes-woodie for Trojan brand condoms.
And he can replace the Gatorade product line with some Adult Toy Lines.
Who knows, if he works the sleezy crowds at the Sex Toy Conventions, he might overtake the Doc Johnson line.