I'm no scientist, but I am pretty sure she's still Swedish.
Let's have a contest to see who can be the most self-centered. Tell me, Mrs. Woods, if you think it would be a bummer for the kids not to have their Dad this Christmas, how about for a lifetime? He's a slug, but you're a preening ass in your own right.
You know that the kids know what you don't know: Family is forever. Your childrens' lives will not be improved by your going Tiger one better by exploding your family, in revenge for the humiliation you have suffered. What will be improved—and will that make divorce a worthwhile exchange for your kids' lives? Let us know when you have an answer. A good example is the best revenge. As opposed to proving you're just a more expensive version of those other dames.