[grand wazoo]

The hater finds much satisfaction in seeing some form of misfortune come to another person.

Yeah right. It's the 'hater's' fault that Tiger is a low life. It's the 'racist's' fault that Tiger was running around on his wife with porn actresses and prostitutes.

This is not misfortune. This is just desserts brought about by bad behavior.

[verity]

"This is just desserts brought about by bad behavior."

And you are elated.

BTW: wa·zoo (wä-zōō') n. Vulgar Slang The anus. Your screen name seems apropos.