[FormerACLUmember]

tastes like chicken.....

[cripplecreek]

Oh man, nothing worse than biting into a piece of fishy monkey meat.

[bitterohiogunclinger]

I don’t understand. Was it mutilated monkey meat? What’s the big deal?

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/monkeys.wav

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

To the tune of “The Old Grey Mare”

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet.
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.

But they had straws!

[puppypusher]

This bimbo should have got life in prison for that stunt.Monkey Meat is a prime vector for the Ebola virus.

I’d hate to see that crap in this country.

[greatdefender]

Mamie Manneh was arrested in 2006 after agents seized a shipment of dozens of primate parts hidden in a batch of smoked fish

Sound like it was salmon steaks to me.

[Liberty Valance]

monkey meat is terrible .... I promise

but cat cleans up real good and tastes a lot like chicken - honest!

[rsobin]

Mutilated monkey meat?

[RichInOC]

The Rally Monkey frowns upon your shenanigans.

[anglian]

"The judge ultimately rejected that defense but gave Manneh a lenient sentence because she has 11 children and is mentally ill."

"mild mental retardation," according to court papers.

Problem solved right there.

[kingattax]

Mamie Manneh

[anglian]

Closing the curtain on a four-year saga that raised issues of freedom of religion and freedom of speech, a West Brighton woman was sentenced today to three years’ probation for smuggling illegal monkey parts, known as bushmeat, into the country.

Ms. Manneh and members of Christ Memorial Christian Church, which she attended in Stapleton, maintained that eating primate parts conforms with their religious beliefs. Doing so imbues them with the cunning and agile animal’s spiritual power while also helping them "get closer to God."

The wildlife parts carry the risk of "numerous" infectious diseases, including tuberculosis and Ebola.

The judge said her faith didn’t bar Ms. Manneh from applying for the necessary permits to import the animal parts, and she did not explain why she had misled border officials.

[hellbender]

Manneh's lawyers argued that she and other African immigrants on Staten Island needed the meat for religious reasons.

I wonder if they'll try that defense if African immigrants are caught smuggling in parts of albinos or human babies.

[Grim]

Mmmmmmm. Chilled monkey brains.

[dangus]

Is that what they call it these days? “Smuggling monket meat?”

[BlueLancer]

Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Chopped up chicken feet,
Putrifying monkey meat ...

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Smuggling monkey meat? I clicked this thread thinking it was about a cross dressing prostitute.

[montag813]

Why can’t she eat a monkey? I have no objections, and even if I did, who cares what I think?

[vetvetdoug]

Yep, lets just import some Ebola, Marburg, or Lassa into NYC. That would be a fun time for the NY Democrats.