1 posted on
12/11/2009 1:18:36 PM PST by
Stayfree
To: Stayfree
2 posted on
12/11/2009 1:24:56 PM PST by
spaced
To: Stayfree
I've heard that before but the final line was:
Southerner:"Nice shooting, Betty Lou. Your grouping is almost as good as mine. Your Mom's looks pretty good too."
To: Stayfree
Colorado Farmer....BOOM...BOOM (double barrel)
4 posted on
12/11/2009 1:29:04 PM PST by
CIDKauf
(No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
To: Stayfree
Me...
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
I’m from Texas. I’ve got the .40 with the high cap magazine.
5 posted on
12/11/2009 1:30:09 PM PST by
smokingfrog
(I'm from TEXAS -- what country are YOU from?)
To: Stayfree
More than 3 is a waste of ammo on a scumbag.
2 to center mass & 1 to the forehead is sufficient.
8 posted on
12/11/2009 1:35:51 PM PST by
Apercu
("A man's character is his fate" - Heraclitus)
To: Stayfree
Speaking of southern stories...
A few weeks ago a friend was driving home in suburban Atlanta (nor rural, but the suburbs) and hit a deer (badly damaged his car, but nobody hurt.) He got out and saw the deer was still moving, but hurt so bad it wasn’t going to make it.
A car stops and the guy rolls down his window and asks if they need any help. They say no, but they feel bad about the deer suffering. The guy in the car says “Y’all stand back”, pulls out a rifle, and shoots the deer dead (never leaving the driver’s seat of his car), says “Y’all have a good one”, and drives off.
They processed the deer.
11 posted on
12/11/2009 1:44:00 PM PST by
Brookhaven
(http://theconservativehand.blogspot.com/)
To: Stayfree
I've heard a similar joke where the “Southerner” is a “Texan”.
To: Stayfree
And the victim goes to jail because the perp was black?
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